Man Wants to Marry His Laptop due to Porn Addict

This American who is by name Chris Sevier is addicted to watching pornography. He now wants the court to let him
marry his Laptop which he uses to watch the porns.

Chris is an attorney and music producer, filed a 24-page motion which appears to be a protest against gay marriage in Utah.

From Mirror UK, Mr Sevier says,
"if gay couples have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object."

According to his document his preferred sexual object is his "porn filled Apple computer."

However, he blamed Apple for
causing his 'porn addiction' as he wrote: "They discriminated
against me when they rejected my request to marry my computer.

"I approached the Utah clerk to have a marriage licence issued for me and my machine-spouse.

"The clerk denied my request for a
marriage licence … my object of affection was outside the scope of the narrow definition."

However, Mr Sevier's fill looks like his move would be refused in Florida. Judge Robert Hinkle wrote in an April 24 ruling: "Chris Sevier has moved to intervene, apparently asserting he wishes to marry his computer.

"Perhaps the motion is satirical. Or perhaps it is only removed from reality. Either way, the motion has no place in this lawsuit."

Everyone is getting married to anything and everything he sees.